Younger sister (Randomly)- Do they kill boy turkeys or girl turkeys for Thanksgiving?

Me- I don’t know, go ask Siri or Google, they’re smarter than me.

*Older brother walks in*

*Younger sister repeats question*

Me- *looks at him expectingly*

Older brother (Startled)- Uh, I dunno. *starts to walk away.*

*pauses*

OB- I think they kill mainly boy turkeys…….*shrugs without a care*

Young sister (Gleefully)- So the girl turkeys are the ones left living. *looks very pleased*

Behold, Thanksgiving at my house.