Younger sister (Randomly)- Do they kill boy turkeys or girl turkeys for Thanksgiving?
Me- I don’t know, go ask Siri or Google, they’re smarter than me.
*Older brother walks in*
*Younger sister repeats question*
Me- *looks at him expectingly*
Older brother (Startled)- Uh, I dunno. *starts to walk away.*
OB- I think they kill mainly boy turkeys…….*shrugs without a care*
Young sister (Gleefully)- So the girl turkeys are the ones left living. *looks very pleased*
Behold, Thanksgiving at my house.